i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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