Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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