Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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