The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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