She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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