ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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