we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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