she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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