Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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