Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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