I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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