I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
