so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
do herpes really smell.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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