If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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