If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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