How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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