Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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