: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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