Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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