Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
