Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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