i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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