I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.