no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I look better un-naked...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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