why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
this hospital has no fireball
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina