The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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