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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...

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• (585): View more from New York

  If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.

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• (415): View more from California

  I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.

  (810): View more from Michigan

  family traditions my good sir

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now

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• (909): View more from California

  I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?

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• (845): View more from New York

  He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!

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