Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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