I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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