careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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