Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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