But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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