I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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