let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
