Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
