i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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