ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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