Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm too high and old for this...
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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