Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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