Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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