He felt like a one man threesome
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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