yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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