i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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