thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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