Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
now i know why i became what i already was.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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