My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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