we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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