Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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