can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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