only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
as a side note pls kill me
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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