My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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