i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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