I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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