I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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