"it" just moved
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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