he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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