I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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