he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I could fuck to npr.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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