So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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